I picked Ben up last week at after school only to see what looked like some 1977 Junior High gym coach running towards me.
Seriously, given some knee high tube socks and sweat bands I might have asked him if I needed to run the mile.
What the Hell Bill? When I said, "Ben had a pair of red shorts in the dryer and needs to wear one for fire safety day" he could have picked one of TWO different pairs, both that fall into Ben's infamous swishy short category.
Instead he picked Ian's 24 month shorts,