Overheard at one of the many "play a game, get a prize" booths, aka pay some skeevy man $5 bucks for your kid to "win" a prize at the Gotta Be NC Festival last weekend
Ben- "Mom, if we pop all those balloons with the darts can I get that Pokemon for my room"
Mom- "Uh, no. That is not a Pokemon."
Ben- "What is it?"
Mom- "Something for adults"
Ben- "You mean like you drinking coffee and Uncle Brian smoking"
Mom- "Something like that, why don't you get that Mo' Money cash bear instead"
Ben- "what does Mo' Money mean"
Mom- "I'm loosing this conversation, so I'm going to be quiet. By the way, can you convince your brother we don't need a life-size dolphin. He doesn't want to listen to me."
Obviously, I lost that conversation too.
3 hours ago